urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:el_serpento THE BETRAYAL AND DISHONOR OF EL SERPENTO! VAMOS A LA BIBLIOTECA. El Serpento! 2005-11-14T22:12:32Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:el_serpento:1027 I GIVE BEATINGS TO THE BEFALLEN BEATEN! 2005-11-14T22:12:32Z 2005-11-14T22:12:32Z SHORT CIRCUIT THEME SONG! HA HA HA! <b><center><img src="http://www.elserpento.com/livejournal/robot-guy.jpg" alt="I NOT FUNCTION UNDER WATER!"></center><br /><br />THIS ROBOT LUCHA RICHMONDER RICHMOND GUYBOT ATTACKED THE FOOTLOCKER SHOE SALES MAN! I AM ALL ABOUT CRIMES BUT THAT GUY JUST TRYING TO SELL SHOES IN HIS STORE. I DID NOT KNOW FOOTLOCKER HAS STORES IN CENTER OF WRESTLING RINGS BUT I THINK THIS IS GOOD PLACE AS ANY!<br /><br />IF ROBOT MAN FIGHTS ME, HE WILL BE LOST IN THE LOSERTOWN BECAUSE ROBOTS NOT WORK UNDERWATER! WE WILL HAVE MATCH IN KIDDIE POOL AND WHEN HE MALFUNCTIONS, I WILL REPROGRAM HIM TO BE A BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT ALWAYS STAYS GREEN! GREEN LIKE THE MIGHTY EL SERPENTO! GREENLIGHT MEANS "YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE TO BE MORE AWESOME THAN I AM, EL SERPENTO!"<br /><br />HA HA HA! THIS IS GOOD PLAN! FIGHTBOT, I WILL DROWN YOU IN KIDDIE POOL!</b> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:el_serpento:852 I SEE SITE WITH MY SIGHT TO FIGHT! 2005-08-24T20:48:01Z 2005-08-24T20:48:42Z VAMOS! HA HA HA! SINCE EL MATEMATICO IS CHICKEN LIVING INSIDE OF YELLOW GUPPIE BELLY, I DECIDE TO FIGHT SOMETHING ELSE. I FIGHT <b>FARK</b> SITE AT MAYMONT PARK. I WILL FIGHT THEM AT JUNEMONT PARK TOO IF I FEEL LIKE DOINGS OF THIS.<br /><br /><h1><b><a href="http://www.elserpento.com/battles/battle3.php" target="_blank">SEE MY NEW BIG FIGHT HERE AND BE GLAD IT IS NOT YOUR BODY BEING MASHED!</a></b></h1> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:el_serpento:409 RICHMOND BEWARE! 2005-07-24T21:34:27Z 2005-07-24T21:34:27Z LOS LOBOS EL SERPENTO HAS ARRIVED! I AM HERE TO MAKES CRIMES THE #1 IN RICHMOND!<br /><br />I WILL BREAK THE BACK OF "GREAT" RICHMOND DEFENDER OVER MY WET, MIGHTY SWIMMER'S KNEE!<br /><br />EL SERPENTO CAN HOLD HIS BREATH UNDER WATER FOR 45 SECONDS AND NEEDS NO FLOATY WINGS LIKE AQUA BIRD!<br /><br />FISH ARE GOOD WITH OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDS. I EAT FISH DAILY WITH AFTER DINNER MINT FOR PLEASANT BREATH. I HAVE <b>OMEGA POWER!</b><br /><br />I MUST NOW GO WATCH "SHARK WEEK" ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL (BECAUSE I CAN SWIM LIKE SHARK).