EL SERPENTO WILL DESTROY YOU!

I GIVE BEATINGS TO THE BEFALLEN BEATEN!

I NOT FUNCTION UNDER WATER!


THIS ROBOT LUCHA RICHMONDER RICHMOND GUYBOT ATTACKED THE FOOTLOCKER SHOE SALES MAN! I AM ALL ABOUT CRIMES BUT THAT GUY JUST TRYING TO SELL SHOES IN HIS STORE. I DID NOT KNOW FOOTLOCKER HAS STORES IN CENTER OF WRESTLING RINGS BUT I THINK THIS IS GOOD PLACE AS ANY!

IF ROBOT MAN FIGHTS ME, HE WILL BE LOST IN THE LOSERTOWN BECAUSE ROBOTS NOT WORK UNDERWATER! WE WILL HAVE MATCH IN KIDDIE POOL AND WHEN HE MALFUNCTIONS, I WILL REPROGRAM HIM TO BE A BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT ALWAYS STAYS GREEN! GREEN LIKE THE MIGHTY EL SERPENTO! GREENLIGHT MEANS "YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE TO BE MORE AWESOME THAN I AM, EL SERPENTO!"

HA HA HA! THIS IS GOOD PLAN! FIGHTBOT, I WILL DROWN YOU IN KIDDIE POOL!
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EL SERPENTO WILL DESTROY YOU!

RICHMOND BEWARE!

EL SERPENTO HAS ARRIVED! I AM HERE TO MAKES CRIMES THE #1 IN RICHMOND!

I WILL BREAK THE BACK OF "GREAT" RICHMOND DEFENDER OVER MY WET, MIGHTY SWIMMER'S KNEE!

EL SERPENTO CAN HOLD HIS BREATH UNDER WATER FOR 45 SECONDS AND NEEDS NO FLOATY WINGS LIKE AQUA BIRD!

FISH ARE GOOD WITH OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDS. I EAT FISH DAILY WITH AFTER DINNER MINT FOR PLEASANT BREATH. I HAVE OMEGA POWER!

I MUST NOW GO WATCH "SHARK WEEK" ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL (BECAUSE I CAN SWIM LIKE SHARK).
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